In a Nutshell...
The marvels of modern-day magic. Water for witches. Whimsical voyeurism. Don’t fuck with the hawks. Spit your hearts out. Who needs the bishop? Walk down a sketchy alley, in a foreign country, at night. Humans can’t have nice things. Get escorted from the premises. Fire pistols into the night sky, to prevent the devil from claiming your friend’s soul. A half-assed national monument. See some familiar faces. Scott-land. Art worship. A street fit for a princes. Keep Dean Quaint. Man caves built by aliens. A castle, up for grabs. Pass the shrooms, bro! This seat’s reserved (for King Arthur). A partially successful clone. Dead man’s best friend. Wake the dead. Make Scotland great again! Skip the suicide. The Night Watch, IRL. Wealthiness is next to godliness. Whiskey. Castle. Maggie Wall was here. Castle. Neverland IRL. Hate mail to the pope. Private beach, no vikings allowed. Castle. Castle. Castle. Edible culture. Castle. Whiskey. Do you believe in life after love? Yes. Castle. Escape from an escape. Castle. Castle. Castle. Castle. Castle. Whiskey. Castle. Castle. Whiskey. Make ladies swoon over your amateur guitar skills. Castle. Castle. Whiskey. Learn how whiskeys are stored and matured. Speaking of whiskey… whiskey. Castle. Castle. Castle. Whiskey. Bonus whiskey x 4. Whiskey for breakfast. For second breakfast. Castle. Castle. Castle. Tips on how to prevent a national uprising. Flame wars between three Alexanders - never publicly shame a guy nicknamed “the wolf.” Castle. A cute sounding but devastating flood. Where the osprey action happens.
Best Things to Do
Suggested Itinerary - Based on Length of stay
3 Days: Part 3. 6 Days: Parts 1 and 3. 9 Days: Parts 1, 3 and 5. 12 Days: Parts 1, 3, 5-6 15 Days: Parts: 1, 3, 4-6. 18 Days: All
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What the Country is Known For
What Highlights You Can't Miss
The Best Times of Year to Visit
The Best Ways to Get Around
How to be Safe when Visiting
How to Blend in with Locals
Local Etiquette and Lingo
Packing List and Savings