In a Nutshell...

One church, two church, red church, blue church. Shop for watches, settle for a watch museum. Sightsee while you sit. Go to jail, for art's sake. Fondue cruise. Live for art, die for religion. Drink with nuns, eat with Frau. Dine and dash like Mary Poppins. Drinking and sledding. Riverside swimming. Drink to Socialism. Quit "lion" around, conquer Lucerne! One bridge two bridge, to medieval times to modern times. Befriend a famous artist. Russian cruise roulette. Get elevated. Hunt for dragons, walk the plank, walk with the devil. "Suspend" your disbelief. Funicular ride. Sledge ride. Defeat the ogre. Woo the virgin. Hard hikes. Easy hikes. Feel like a Bond villain. Feel like an elf. A solid view with little effort. A prematurely climactic hike. Clock out for medieval happy hour. Trample on the dead. Go to church, pants required. Don't forget to drink water. Walk with Einstein. Catch a clock show. Eat some bad children. Plot an art heist. Grab a round of bears. Picnic with the dead. Paul Klee art. Frog corpse art. Where sci-fi and fantasy come to life. Drunk hikes and dizzy climbs. Insane art, literally. Slow dance with a beautiful horse. Crank out some work. See where world leaders get paid to do nothing. Learn about protestantism. Indulge in hedonism. Get wet. Find buried treasure. Detour to Italy. Frankenstein's stomping grounds. Open a portal to alternate dimension. Climb the (little) Matterhorn. "Climb" a 4000 meter peak. Experience "peak" charm. Have a "wet" dream. Couch potato adventures. Honor the "fallen." Adopt a Marmot. Enjoy rustic Swiss cuisine. Ascend to paradise.


Best Things to Do

Top Sights to See, Organized by Location

 

Suggested Itinerary - Based on Length of stay

3 Days: Part 3. 6 Days: Parts 1 and 3. 9 Days: Parts 1, 3 and 5. 12 Days: Parts 1, 3, 5-6 15 Days: Parts: 1, 3, 4-6. 18 Days: All

 

 

Planning Your Trip (Coming Soon)


 
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GETTING STARTED

  • What the Country is Known For

  • What Highlights You Can't Miss

  • The Best Times of Year to Visit

  • The Best Ways to Get Around

  • How to be Safe when Visiting

  • How to Blend in with Locals

  • Local Etiquette and Lingo

  • Packing List and Savings