In a Nutshell...

Polluted air. Polluted water. Pure weed. Oversized freight shaming. Satan in the streets. God in the sheets. Critics are failed artists. Rise above temptation. Noah’s Ark, but just filled with cats. Above your educational grade. Instant nirvana. Anne Frank ‘would’ve been a Belieber.’ Memorial to fashion atrocities. Puke and rally, it’s Ladies' Night. Cement your preconceived beliefs. Sorry for the adultery - here’s some flowers! Cat owners are slaves to their cats. BYO weed. Never give up, even after death. Picture books for easy ‘reading.’ Dutch Asian excellence. Get ‘tanked’ on a dry tour. Handbag hall of fame. How people made other people jealous before Instagram. Stoner expectations. Microbes - can’t live with them, can’t live without them. Living on top of each other. Edible museums. Eel eats and beats. Stretching your cheese limits. Cheaper by the dozen roses. Museum in the time of cholera. Bumper crop. ‘“Special” flowers. “Bodybuilding.” Endangered mills. “Physical” graffiti. The “gateway” to Europe. Futile fortress. “Special” city hall. The writing is on the wall. You can’t go wrong with mummies. A walk in the park. Wasted "space.” Get high, literally. A design-conscious God. Dracula or Chocula. Indecent exposure. ‘Het is een kleine wereld.’ The sky’s the ‘limit.’ Silent shouting. You look like you’ve seen a church. A drunk in the china shop. That (acromegaly) makes you larger than life. More tea, vicar? A “square” block. The White “House.” The Sistine cafeteria. Lift your “spirits.” More cheese please. Cheese crash. Cheese drunken history. Reading is fundamental. A club for seals (don’t club seals). cough cough Mer-MAN. Take the town by storm. The tides have turned. Riversick. Storms brewing. Drinking on the job. Badgers vs. beavers. Flight of unfancy. Sky rockets in flight, after-life delight. Walk of shame.

FOR MY PART I KNOW NOTHING WITH ANY CERTAINTY,

BUT THE SIGHT OF THE STARS MAKES ME DREAM.

Part 1: Amsterdam

Part 2: north holland

Part 3: hague & rotterdam

parT 4: South holland

Part 5: East Holland

Coming soon

Suggested Itinerary - Based on Length of stay

3 Days: Part 1. 6 Days: Parts 1 and 3. 9 Days: Parts 1-3. 12 Days: Parts 1-4. 15 Days: All